When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
OH NO. OH NOOO. OH NO THAT FACE OH NOOOOOOOOOO.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE I AM A DRINK, JUST A DRINK. NOT A DRINK YOU WANT TO PICK OUT THO. SHHhHH.